V-Neck Tee — “Don’t Mess With Me I Get Paid to Stab People with Sharp Objects” Nurse/Phlebotomist Funny Medical Shirt

A lightweight V-neck tee that speaks with sharp humor. This soft, retail-fit shirt sits close to the collarbone and drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and a ribbed knit collar. The cheeky syringe-and-needle design reads like a confident one-liner — a little irreverent, quietly bold — and pairs easily with jeans or scrubs for someone with a dark sense of humor. Breathable 100% cotton (with heather/athletic blends available) keeps you comfortable through long shifts or casual days. Tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep the fit looking crisp wash after wash. Ethically made and sustainably produced, it’s built for everyday wear with personality.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz cotton fabric for breathable comfort
- Retail V-neck silhouette with ribbed knit collar for lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and durability
- Tear-away label and compliant, ethically produced (WRAP/FLA) manufacturing
- Heather/athletic blends available; meets flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat